Bushisms

Bedrest Day: 16
Hospital Day: 6

Definition of Bushism: Something stupid that was ever said by our 43rd President, George W. Bush., and these are my top 10 favorites:

10. "There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
— Sept. 17, 2002

9. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."
— Dec. 19, 2000

8. ""I'm the master of low expectations."
- June 4, 2003

7. "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
- Oct. 3, 2003

6. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right."
— July 22, 2001

5. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
- Jan. 3, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
- Aug. 5, 2004

3. "People say, well, do you ever hear any other voices other than, like, a few people? Of course I do"
- December 18, 2008

2. "They misunderestimated me."
— Nov. 6, 2000

1. And this, this is my all-time favorite:


"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OBGYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
- September 6, 2004

Man, it's hard to pick my favorites. There's still a 50+ list of others that I like, and could easily switch out. If there's at least one thing he did for me as a President, he always found a way to make me laugh. The sad part is, it was followed shortly by a cringe and few choice swear words.